Thomas Lennon
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Danny DeVito
District Attorney
Brandon Molale
Kevlar Guy
David Koechner
Sheriff of Aspen
Ian Roberts
Captain Rogers, DHS
Paul Rudd
Ethan the Drug Lord
Steve Little
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Michael Ian Black
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Dwayne Johnson
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)